• reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
Eren, did they do anything bad to you? 
Like investigating every square inch of you?
Or psychological torture?

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

bertholdts:

Nothing hit my house...

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere